Oh, wait. Lost it. Dang.

I guess we should be glad that inventions really don’t grow on trees. I mean, if all you had to do was water and feed a tree with idea after idea, day after day, to produce the next world changing device, everybody would be running around with things like High Jump Boots and Freeze Rays and stuff. It’s certainly make all the time I’ve spent working on a weather machine with which to bring the world’s populace to its knees until they had crowned me Planetary Ruler all for not.

Come to think of it, now I kinda wish inventions DID grow on trees. Mwa ha.

Wear this shirt: when your struggling for your next great idea.

Don’t wear this shirt: if robotic birds have freaked you out ever since you first watched Clash Of The Titans.

This shirt tells the world: “The Tree Of Invention must be refreshed from time to time with the ideas of SCIENCE.”

We call this color: Necessity Is The Mother Of Grass

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