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Tribeowl

by Rachel Caldwell (a.k.a. Thirsty Fly)

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 15 - Dec 16
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 13
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Owls Are Serious Business

Forget that “One Two Three Crunch” crap. They’re stone-cold.

Yeah, you grow up being fed anti-owl propaganda in nursery rhymes. “Oh, Mr. Owl is so wise and distant! Like Gandhi, except a bird! How glorious and well-bred he is, truly the Merlin of birds!” Well, first of all, this is the Merlin of birds, and second, the owl isn’t some peaceful old scholar. The owl is the Mafia don, sitting with one eye open, biding his time and serving his vengeance cold.

Don’t believe it? Okay, did you know the Aztecs took the owl as a symbol of death and destruction? That’s right, the Aztecs. The people who made temples designed to facilitate waterfalls of blood. The people who played this weird arena sport that was a little like basketball except they killed each other as part of the game. The people who wrote poetry to the god of war. Those Aztecs. And they took one look at the owl and said “Oh, yeah, he’s a killer, all right.” What more of a recommendation do you need? That’s like Miles Davis saying “Hey, that guy should play the trumpet!”

So put on this shirt. Stare the skeptics in the eye when they take the owl for granted. And then, at night, when they’re safe in their burrow, you come sweeping in with a loud cry and BREAK THEIR BACK WITH PHYSICS THEN DEVOUR THEIR HEADS AND LEAVE THE BONES IN A PELLET MADE FROM THEIR FUR. AS A WARNING.

Seriously. Owls aren’t Gandhi. They’re John Wayne Gacy.

Wear this shirt: with a group of people, when going to see George Clinton.

Don’t wear this shirt: in all the owl’d familiar places.

This shirt tells the world: “Here’s your chance to make owl puns! Don’t be shy, I can’t get enough of them!”

We call this color: Grassy Kn-owl? Ha Ha, That’s Terrific! Great Job!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
59m 1.000s
First Sucker:
lshaw3
Last Wooter to Woot:
kdelio

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Tribeowl by Rachel Caldwell (a.k.a. Thirsty Fly)
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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