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Trick or Cheese

by ApeLad

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 28 - Oct 30
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To the brave, go the peanut butter cups

Just keep strutting, Marty. Keep telling yourself that you are NOT a mouse. You’re a cat in a mouse suit.

That’s right. No mouse here, kitties. Certainly, not a mouse whose heard about all those sweet, sweet candies they have on down here on Cat Street. Nope, just a feline dressed as a rodent, strolling down the sidewalk. Totally normal on Halloween. Totally.

‘Cause you’d have to be crazy to treat-or-treat in these part and be a MOUSE, right? Everyone down on Shrew Avenue says so. Or, er, so I’ve HEARD, anyway. From friends of mine. Who happen to have mice friends. Because I wouldn’t have mice friends. I’m a cat, and everyone knows cats (gulp) eat mice.

So, even if you WERE a mouse and had devised the clever scheme of making a mouse costume to possibly trick what you thought to be stupid, fat-headed, moronic cats into thinking you were one of them, there’d be no way you’d even try it. I mean, it could NEVER work, right? You cats are way too smart, after all.

WE. I meant, “we cats”, of course. ‘Cause, I’m obviously a cat. Just in a mouse suit.

Heh heh. Meow?

Where This Shirt: If you’ve ever known the exquisite joy of rolling around in your very own pile of hard-won sugary wonder.

Don’t Where This Shirt: If you’re giving out dental floss and toothpaste, this Halloween. As a matter of fact, just keep your porch light off and save us all some trouble.

This Shirt Tells The World: “Beasts of the Dark be damned, I’m gonna get some candy up in this piece.”

We Call This Color: Brave The Night Black

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

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  • 5% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Trick or Cheese by ApeLad
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.