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Tricky Treats

by dirtdirt

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Oh, look at you guys, trick or treating at…what? 15? 16?

Sure, you can terrorize the neighborhood all year long but tonight's supposed to be an armistice?

Ah, I've waited so long for this. You kids have made my life a living hell with your skateboards and your bike ramps and your stupid loud parties and ugly dog. And now here you come, panhandling for sugar.

Sure, dig in! Take a handful, take two! I've spent a lot of time preparing these treats especially for you. I can't wait to hear what you think of them! Heheheheh, hahahahaha. Yes, treats. They're treats. Delicious, sugary treats.

What are you doing? No! You can't throw those at my house! Stop it! Stop it you stupid kids!

Wear this shirt: While handing out candy.

Don't wear this shirt: In your mugshot for handing out tainted candy.

This shirt tells the world: "Yeah, I guess you could say I'm kind of a sociopath."

We call this color: As black as my cold, dead heart.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.775s

Purchaser Experience

  • 5% first woot
  • 5% second woot
  • 27% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 37% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Tricky Treats by dirtdirt
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.