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Trivial Matters

by kevlar51 and walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
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Nature vs. Leisure

2nd place in Derby #250: Board Games, with 696 votes!

“Hey man, our Trivial Genome Pursuit results came back.”

“Oh yeah, I remember sending that away. What’s the deal again?”

“Well, they analyze your DNA and give you a full run-down of your genetic makeup. But they let you know about it through a series of trivia questions.”

“How incredibly convoluted. But cool!”

“So yeah, want to ask me some questions from my results?”

“Sure. What digestive intolerance do you share with the majority of the world’s population?

“Umm. Lactose intolerance?”

“You got it!”

“Cool. Now let me read one for you. Your rare genetic defect will render you a nerveless pile of flesh in how many years? 5, 10, or 40?”

“Wait. What?”

“Yeah it’s a tough one. I’ll repeat it. Your rare genetic defect will render you a nerveless pile of flesh in how many years? 5, 10, or 40?

“Oh my god.”

“I have my guess, but I’m not 100% sure I’m right.”

“JUST TELL ME!!”

“No no, that’s not how the game works.”

“10 years???”

“Nope.”

“…40 years?”

“Nope. I was totally right! It’s five years! Hey, don’t be so glum buddy, you’ll get the next one.”

Wear this shirt: as your “thinking shirt”

Don’t wear this shirt: around people who do not understand homonyms

This shirt tells the world: “We finally got a piece of the…something.”

We call this color: To Her Majesty’s Royal Navy

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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  • 94% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

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  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
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Trivial Matters by kevlar51 and walmazan
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