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Try Me

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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Feel Lucky, Pilgrim?

You want a taste of this? Huh? You think you bad now? Bring it. Make a move. Come on, Miles Standish. Pick up that knife and fork. Show me what you got. I’m about to open up a cornucopia of pain, covered in suffering sauce, with a side dish of candied misery. I’m still mad at the way I couldn’t get no love from the Continental Congress when Ben Franklin proposed me as the national bird. And I’m ready to take it out on somebody. Give me an excuse. Come and have a go if you think you’re hungry enough.

This shirt was designed by: an early Woot staff member based in Plymouth, Massachusetts, whose name is forever lost to history.

Wear this shirt: when you march with the Turkey Resistance Front.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the annual turkey-pardoning ceremony at the White House. This presentation of the turkey as violent and aggressive may prejudice the officials against it.

This shirt tells the world: “Your Flabby Glutton style is no match for my Roasted Turkey style.”

We call this color: Cream of Murder.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 29.000s
First Sucker:
adviljunky
Last Wooter to Woot:
Debby236

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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