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Try Me

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Feel Lucky, Pilgrim?

You want a taste of this? Huh? You think you bad now? Bring it. Make a move. Come on, Miles Standish. Pick up that knife and fork. Show me what you got. I’m about to open up a cornucopia of pain, covered in suffering sauce, with a side dish of candied misery. I’m still mad at the way I couldn’t get no love from the Continental Congress when Ben Franklin proposed me as the national bird. And I’m ready to take it out on somebody. Give me an excuse. Come and have a go if you think you’re hungry enough.

This shirt was designed by: an early Woot staff member based in Plymouth, Massachusetts, whose name is forever lost to history.

Wear this shirt: when you march with the Turkey Resistance Front.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the annual turkey-pardoning ceremony at the White House. This presentation of the turkey as violent and aggressive may prejudice the officials against it.

This shirt tells the world: “Your Flabby Glutton style is no match for my Roasted Turkey style.”

We call this color: Cream of Murder.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 29.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 11% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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