Turkevolution
by walmazan
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OK folks, OK. Before we dig in I would just like to give some thanks. First, I want to say thanks to Shirt.Woot for setting up a catalog of EVERY shirt they've ever sold. I see we're all wearing our favorite Shirt.Woot shirts for this Thanksgiving dinner, which seems…it just seems right. I'm glad we didn't all wear "Bats!"
Second, I would like to thank this noble turkey, who gave her life for us today. We honor her by stuffing her body cavity with bread and celery, slowly baking her gutted body until her skin turns golden brown, and then making a sauce out of the fat that renders off her body and drizzling it over her own cooked flesh. We have endeavored to honor your ultimate sacrifice, noble bird.
Wear this shirt: at Thanksgiving dinner if you're really that much of a schlub.
Don't wear this shirt: around turkeys during mating season (they'll mount anything).
This shirt tells the world: "Survival of the giblets."
We call this color: Who ate olive the marshmallows off the top of the sweet potatoes?
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
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