That Matt Lauer, though, he could be anywhere
Good afternoon. I’m ACME Crimenet
spokesperson Rhett O’Rick, and I have a brief statement from the
director, after which I’m sorry to say I’m not at liberty to take any
Early this morning, Carmen Isabela Sandiego,
leader of a notorious international criminal organization, was
apprehended here in San Diego by Crimenet agents working with
information that had been provided to them by an elementary school
student from Wisconsin. The student’s name is not being released at
this time, but I can tell you that she’s a very bright young lady whose
parents reportedly do not let her play any quote, funner, unquote,
The arrest itself was fairly routine, and Ms.
Sandiego is now in custody at an undisclosed facility. I can’t tell you
the location, but I can say that she’s taking a book on rose gardening
with her, and hopes to climb Mount Hood.
Mr. O’Rick, Mr.
O’Rick! Given that so many of Carmen’s underlings have proven totally
incompetent—and the fact that her name is actually “Sandiego”—how could
this case possibly have taken so long to solve?
Sorry, no further questions at this time. I’ll have more information for you as soon as it becomes available.
shirt was designed by: intaglio. That’s the designer’s name,
“intaglio;” the shirt isn’t an intaglio design. Well… OK, you could say
it’s “an intaglio design,” but only in the sense that “intaglio” is the
designer’s username. This design will be screen-printed like all the
Wear this shirt: anywhere but San Diego, where you’ll want the variant that says “here.”
Don’t wear this shirt: around kids who are playing WITWICS. Spoilers!
This shirt tells the world: “I knew it all along.”
We call this color: Cranberry, Capital City Of The Commonwealth Of Australia.
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