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Turtle Rage

by redcoulter

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 27 - Nov 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 26
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Feel The Wind In Your Hare

It just isn’t fair. The hare is already naturally faster than I am. Now he has a faster car, too? Call me a Luddite, but I liked it better in the good old days, when we raced on foot. At least then I had a chance. Nowadays the race doesn’t even last long enough for him to get drowsy.

But as terrible as it is for me, the ones I worry about the most are the children. Back when I used to beat the tortoise, the kids learned a valuable lesson about patience and perseverance. Now, what’s the message? That you can’t win unless you’re born with natural advantages and you can afford better gear?

Actually, I wish would’ve learned that lesson earlier myself.

This shirt was designed by: redcoulter, proving that when it comes to Editors’ Picks, cute and steady wins the race.

Wear this shirt: if you missed the Golden Age of children’s illustration, before the hippies came along and made everything all scribbly and rustic.

Don’t wear this shirt: During rabbit season. Or turtle season. Or rabbit season. Or turtle season. Or rabbit season. Or turtle season. Or rabbit season. Or turtle season. Or…

This shirt tells the world: “The rich get richer and the fast get faster.”

We call this color: Hot Red.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.000s
First Sucker:
mist83
Last Wooter to Woot:
wolverine433

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Turtle Rage by redcoulter
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.