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Turtley Trippy

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer

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3rd place in Derby #149: Psychedelia, with 730 votes!

“Oh, yeah, baby, you bet, I’m a genuine marine biologist. I wouldn’t lie about my work. I’m way into manatees and jellyfish and all that stuff. That’s why I wear this seashell necklace. To remind me of the sea, and how it’s the cradle of life and whatever.

“Oh, yeah, whales too. I’m all about the whales. You know, saving them and stuff.

“But my real totem animal, like, has gotta be the sea turtle. I just feel—I dunno, like a spiritual bond with them, you know? I think it’s because out of all the ocean’s creatures, they’re the most… uh…

“Right! Yes! They have ‘old souls;’ that’s exactly right. Wow, it’s like you totally get me. Say, how would you like to head down to the beach and get it on sea-turtle style? By which I mean I only get a chance to do it about once every two to four years.

“Hey, wait! Come back! I didn’t even get your name! Don’t be like that! Copulation is natural, baby! Hasn’t nature tortoise anything?”

Wear this shirt: whenever you feel like coming out of your shell a little.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you are a teenaged student of martial arts with abnormalities in your DNA. It’d be a little too much.

This shirt tells the world: “In Mexico, they’re known as ‘Yes Turtles.’”

We call this color: Sea Turtle Egg Creme

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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