Two Fish Who Are Red And Blue

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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He Wasn’t A Doctor, But He Played One In Books

1st place in Derby #72: Book Titles Re-Interpreted, with 1421 votes!

The two fish soared, exultant, free. Free from their two-dimensional prison. A mad genius had given them life, and they were grateful. They would always miss the children. But now they looked real. Now they swirled in real waters, breathed through real gills, felt the startling surge of the sea against their own real scales. And they didn’t have to rhyme with anything except each other.

This shirt was designed by: Derby entrant ramyb, fishmonger to the stars.

Wear this shirt: to the afterlife. If Old Man Geisel gets wind of what we’re up to, he might haunt us.

Don’t wear this shirt: with your oversized red-and-white-striped plush stovepipe hat. Because you shouldn’t be wearing that stupid thing at all.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t tell fish stories, I read them.”

We call this color: Have A Snack With Mr. Black.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!