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Ugly Holiday Sweater: 2007

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 21 - Jul 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Merry Xmas, Ya Knitwit

Here, Otis—open the one from your Aunt Norma next. It’s so sweet of her to think of you every year.

Oh, that’s lovely! You know, she made that herself. Look at the reindeer! Goodness, it must have taken her forever. No, Otis, don’t take it off. Leave it on for the family picture. Don’t “c’mon Mom” me; leave it on. You’re wearing it in the picture. YOU’RE WEARING IT IN THE PICTURE. No, I don’t care if it’s scratchy, you leave that sweater on for the family picture.

Your friends will not tease you; it’s a beautiful sweater. OTIS, YOUR AUNT NORMA MAY NOT LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER CHRISTMAS, AND SHE WORKED A LONG TIME ON THAT SWEATER, AND YOU’RE GOING TO WEAR IT IF IT GIVES YOU HIVES, BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS, AND THAT’S FINAL.

This shirt was designed by: one of the Woot elves, who labor all year long in our workshop to create wonderful things for you—never once complaining, never once calling in sick, and never once letting themselves be distracted by curiosity about what people are actually wearing these days.

Wear this shirt: if you're spending the holidays somewhere too warm to wear a sweater - like Florida, Arizona, or your Grandma's overcrowded, overheated family room. Where's the thermostat?

Don’t wear this shirt: after 1988, if you can help it.

This shirt tells the world: “My mother dresses me funny.”

We call this color: Go On And Encase Your Little Round Belly In Cotton That’s Colored A Light Green Of Kelly

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 53.000s
First Sucker:
snowwhtllama
Last Wooter to Woot:
stiezzi

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Ugly Holiday Sweater: 2007 by Shirt.Woot
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.