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Ugly Holiday Sweater: 2014

by profhotpants

$19.00 + free shipping
Tee
Black
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 06 - Oct 07
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 04
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Most Horrible Time of the Year

Ugly Christmas: the lesser known Christmas.

A lot of people think Ugly Christmas sweaters are just ugly sweaters celebrating Christmas. Not true! Ugly Christmas sweaters are sweaters that celebrate Ugly Christmas, a different holiday than Christmas. 

For starters, children only ever get the same gift for Ugly Christmas: boxing gloves. They then use those boxing gloves to fight their siblings for a second present: a one way ticket the heck out of this crap hole town.

Who delivers the gifts for Ugly Christmas? It's not Father Christmas, that's for sure. It's Stepfather Christmas. He doesn't have a beard like Santa. He has a goatee. And he doesn't wear a red suit. He wears a Charlotte Bobcats starter jacket and jeans that are too tight. And he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. He just wishes you'd keep it down while he's watching the Steelers game.

He does have 9 reindeer, though. They're all mounted in his man cave.

We could go on and on about how awful Ugly Christmas is, but what's the point? If you don't know, consider yourself lucky! Still, despite how terrible it is, everyone has a hard time sleeping on Ugly Christmas Eve. Maybe it's something about the comfort of routine, of knowing what to expect, even if it's something you don't want. Or maybe it's the methamphetamine-laced candy canes. Nobody knows.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1420d 0h 5m 19.888s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 86% second woot
  • 14% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 2% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 91% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 86% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3 or more

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Ugly Holiday Sweater: 2014 by profhotpants
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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