Ugly Holiday Sweater: 2014

by profhotpants

$19.00 + free shipping

Style Tee

Color Black

Size

Fit

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

Shipping

Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 19 - Dec 20
Express - Estimated delivery Dec 18
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Most Horrible Time of the Year

Ugly Christmas: the lesser known Christmas.

A lot of people think Ugly Christmas sweaters are just ugly sweaters celebrating Christmas. Not true! Ugly Christmas sweaters are sweaters that celebrate Ugly Christmas, a different holiday than Christmas.

For starters, children only ever get the same gift for Ugly Christmas: boxing gloves. They then use those boxing gloves to fight their siblings for a second present: a one way ticket the heck out of this crap hole town.

Who delivers the gifts for Ugly Christmas? It's not Father Christmas, that's for sure. It's Stepfather Christmas. He doesn't have a beard like Santa. He has a goatee. And he doesn't wear a red suit. He wears a Charlotte Bobcats starter jacket and jeans that are too tight. And he doesn't care if you've been naughty or nice. He just wishes you'd keep it down while he's watching the Steelers game.

He does have 9 reindeer, though. They're all mounted in his man cave.

We could go on and on about how awful Ugly Christmas is, but what's the point? If you don't know, consider yourself lucky! Still, despite how terrible it is, everyone has a hard time sleeping on Ugly Christmas Eve. Maybe it's something about the comfort of routine, of knowing what to expect, even if it's something you don't want. Or maybe it's the methamphetamine-laced candy canes. Nobody knows.

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

86% bought 1
10% bought 2
5% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 5m 19.888s

First Sucker:: bumonskateboard6

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1420d 0h 5m 19.888s

First Sucker:: bumonskateboard6

Last Wooter to Woot:: vfonz23

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
86% second woot
14% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

2% joined today
0% one week old
1% one month old
6% one year old
91% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

86% bought 1
10% bought 2
5% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
4%	3%	2%	1%	2%	3%	4%	5%	7%	6%	6%	6%	5%	4%	5%	3%	4%	5%	4%	4%	4%	3%	3%	7%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
48%	8%	11%	7%	15%	5%	6%

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