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Ugly Holiday Sweater: 2008

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 27 - Oct 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 26
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You Gee El Why

“Uh-oh, Otis… Here’s another one for you!”

“Uh-oh, Otis… Here’s another one for you!”

Oh, crap. Here’s Aunt Norma’s present. Ugh, it’s the same thing every year. Yeah, I can feel it through the paper. Definitely another sweater. Why does she do this to me? Mom’s totally going to make me wear it to school, too. It’s like they both want me to get beat up as often and as thoroughly as possible.

“Open it, Otis! Let’s see what it is!”

Maybe that’s it. Maybe it’s like a “Boy Named Sue” kind of thing, where I’m supposed to get tougher by wearing this hideous thing. Oh, god, look at this thing. It’s worse than last year.

“Ooh! Wow! Oh, that’s beautiful. Oh, Otis, you’re so lucky to have an aunt who does this for you. She works so hard on those. Ooh, I love the red color!”

Yeah, it won’t show the blood that spills from my broken nose.

“What do you say, Otis?”

“Thanks, Aunt Norma.”

This shirt was designed by: a crack team of Woot elves, happy little creatures who busily work and sing all year ‘round in their tiny workshop, creating gifts they’re sure you’ll enjoy.

And by “crack team”—yes, we mean they’re all completely out of their little brains on crack.

Wear this shirt: to the après-skateboard lounge, somewhere it doesn’t snow.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Mme Defarge’s house. It’s got a coded message in it that only she can read, denouncing you for crimes against the revolution.

This shirt tells the world: “I pick knits.”

We call this color: Hold This ThRed As I Walk Away

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Ugly Holiday Sweater: 2008 by Shirt.Woot
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.