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Ugly Holiday Sweater: 2009

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 24 - Oct 26
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Ugly is in the Eye of the Beholder

So Behold Already

Wait, have we opened all the gifts now? Where’s Otis’s present from Aunt Norma?

Pleasedon’tfindit, pleasedon’tfindit, pleasedon’tfindit.

Oh! Here it is. What was it doing almost all the way under the couch, I wonder?

Crud. Serves me right for waiting until Christmas morning to try and stash it. And it had been such a nice holiday without it, too. But now there it is, like a turd in the egg nog: Aunt Norma’s traditional homemade sweater.

Here you are, Otis. Pretty paper! I bet I know what it is!

Yeah, we all do. It’s a new cover for the school punching bag.

Ooh, look at that! Otis, honey, you know she does that all by hand. Oh, and it has mooses on it! Or caribous. No, I think they’re mooses. Oh, my, that’s beautiful.

Yeah, that wasn’t the word that came to my mind first. Yeesh. She did this to me last year and the year before. What did I do to deserve this?

Oh, hon, you’re so lucky to have an Aunt who can do handicrafts. I hope you appreciate it. I tell you one thing for certain, you’re wearing that to school on your first day back from Winter Break.

Sure, and I might as well call the emergency room to let them know to expect me that day with missing teeth and broken ribs. Hey, and why don’t I just go to school pre-wedgied, wearing my undies like a hood? It’d save my classmates a lot of trouble.

Wear this shirt: all the places you used to wear a ski sweater before global climate change.

Don’t wear this shirt: with white snow pants to the big New Year’s party, unless you want to show up in the same outfit as us.

This shirt tells the world: “Genius is 1% inspiration, and 99% sweater. I’m pretty sure I heard it that way, anyhow.”

We call this color: Navy Moose, Navy Moose, Will You Do The Fandango

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Ugly Holiday Sweater: 2009 by Shirt.Woot
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.