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Unatomy

by Ben Pierce

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

A Dream Is A Lie Your Mind Tells

"Where's my shirt? That weird one? Oh, yeah, it's in the closet." Then he fell into and out of the infinite closet simultaneously. Somewhere down the hallway, a universe collapsed. This haunting grotesk strikes at us on a sub-civilized level. We'll never be the same.

This shirt was designed by: St. Louis artist, illustrator, shirt designer, and  "active b-boy/reformed graffiti artist" Ben Pierce. He's also a onetime teenage skatepunk and member of a breakdance troupe who works as creative director at a small publishing house, making him cooler than us in at least six different ways. Email him for further details.

Wear this shirt: to bed at night. It'll keep your dreams interesting and disturb home invaders into submission.

Don't wear this shirt: inside-out. Then nobody can see the design.

This shirt tells the world: "I prefer apparel that offers a surreal commentary on the human condition, and coordinates well with my brown corduroy blazer."

We call this color: Lucid Cream.




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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 27.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 97% second woot
  • 3% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 14% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 35% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 97% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Unatomy by Ben Pierce
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.