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Undead Whispers

by Blair Sayer

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So I says to Gladys I says “BRRRAAAIIINNNS! BRRRAAAIIINNNS!” and she tells Herman at the corner store “BRRRAAAIIINNNS! BRRRAAAIIINNNS!” so of course Herman runs home to Agnes and says to her “BRRRAAAIIINNNS! BRRRAAAIIINNNS!” which you know how Agnes is, first thing she does is call up Dolores and go on and on about “BRRRAAAIIINNNS! BRRRAAAIIINNNS!” so Dolores can’t resist telling old Willie “BRRRAAAIIINNNS! BRRRAAAIIINNNS!” the next time she’s at the gas station and wouldn’t you know the next customer Willie has is Mr. Fillmore the bank president who gets to hear all about “BRRRAAAIIINNNS! BRRRAAAIIINNNS!” and naturally as soon as he gets back to the bank he tells his secretary, that Gloria, “BRRRAAAIIINNNS! BRRRAAAIIINNNS!” and let me tell you she’s got a mouth on her next thing you know my Edwin hears Gloria telling the guy at the newsstand “BRRRAAAIIINNNS! BRRRAAAIIINNNS!” and he comes home like he knows something and he asks me what do I know about this “BRRRAAAIIINNNS! BRRRAAAIIINNNS!” people are talking about and I go ””BRRRAAAIIINNNS!? BRRRAAAIIINNNS!? I started it!”

Then we ate each other’s brains.

This shirt was designed by: flightless Kiwi designer Blair Sayer – founding member of the Black Rock Collective, creator of past Shirt.Woot faves like Zombeer and Death Drinks A Mai Tai, and the biggest Normal Rockwell fan in New Zealand. His hometown of Wellington has the most bars and cafes per capita of any city in the world, so Blair’s usually totally drunk but wide awake.

Wear this shirt: and you can almost hear zombie Norman Rockwell clawing up through the soil to exact his revenge.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you haven’t got anything nice to say about anyone undead.

This shirt tells the world: “Just between you and me, BRRRAAAIIINNNS! BRRRAAAIIINNNS!”

We call this color: Unasphalt.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

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  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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