Unfriendly Locals

by shmeedles

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Color Brown

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Fine, I’m Taking My Atomic Breath-Ray And Going Home

Alright, alright already! I’m leaving! You don’t have to get all militaristic about it.

Look, where I come from, that’s how a guest announces his arrival. He crushes some of his host’s real estate to rubble. It’s customary. That’s how we roll down in the Pacific trenches. But I see it rubs y’all the wrong way. That’s cool; I’ll skedaddle.

Sometimes you just can’t predict how something is going to land on somebody, you know? But in retrospect, I guess I actually could have predicted how the wreckage of City Hall was going to land on that busload of priests. My bad.

This shirt was designed by: shmeedles, whose first-place design from Derby #17 is still available here.

Wear this shirt: to show your sympathy for the other guy.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re an irradiated lizard-god from the deep. I mean—3XL is one thing, but we have to cap our sizes somewhere.

This shirt tells the world: “Mothra was right about you people”

We call this color: Get-Outta-Town Brown

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