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Unhappy Meeting

by samryan

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 19 - Aug 21
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 18
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Let Me Drip Next To Your Fire

Far be it from us to question the person who submitted and named this one, but this meeting only seems unhappy for one of these two elemental substances. Judging from their expressions, we'd guess that water is winning this particular primordial struggle. Fine with us. We're glad 70% of the Earth's surface isn't covered by fire.

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member samryan, co-champion of Derby #2.

Wear this shirt to: your Alchemy Club meetings.

Don’t wear this shirt to: a party at Earth & Air's place. They'll feel snubbed.

This shirt tells the world: "I'd rather be wet than on fire."

We call this color: Hot Wet Asphalt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 31% second woot
  • 69% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 31% bought 1
  • 64% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3 or more

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Unhappy Meeting by samryan
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.