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by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 27 - Apr 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 26
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No One’s Laughing

2nd place in Derby #241: Double-Take Derby 16, with 689 votes!

Look, I don’t see what the big deal is! I was just trying to have some fun around the office, you know? I mean, I work with these unicorns all friggin’ day and they’re always laughing or giggling about something. I’m the only donkey in the whole office. I just wanted to join in on the fun, that’s all. But now I’m sitting in Horse Resources and being told I’m “under investigation?” That I could lose my job just for sticking a plastic cone on my head? That’s not what I wanted at all!

Okay, I’ll admit, I could’ve used a better choice of words when I sprung the joke. At the time, I wasn’t using my better judgment and, for that, I really do humbly apologize, I swear. I’m not the pervert you all are making me out to be. I got a wife and little colt at home, you know? I just got caught up in the moment!

You have to admit, anyone in my position could’ve made the same mistake. They have horns. The very definition of the word I used is “having horns or hornlike projections.” I was just trying to fit in!

Wear this shirt: when you want to feel magical.

Don’t wear this shirt: to any kind of “show” your taxi driver in Mexico says you just have to see to believe. Trust me on this one.

This shirt tells the world: “If it wasn’t for the media’s obsession with beautiful manes and rainbow sparkles, maybe our young colts wouldn’t have such horrible body image issues.”

We call this color: Jack Asphalt

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 12.000s
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Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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