I already have a plan in place, and unlike a Wikipedia entry, I’m not open to suggestions about it.

Listen up boys, I know that we don’t have the reputation as a basketball school that some of our competitors do, but that’ll change after this season. Trust me!

Sure, U-Tube still has a better video department than us with a wide array of educational clips from college and professional ball, and yeah The IMDB College has access to all the great basketball movies to provide inspiration. But here at University Wikipedius, we’ve got something even better: a new strategy!

The drills might feel the same as any other year, but I’m making some minor changes to help us moving forward. First, I’ll be rolling out a revised UWiki team workout routine. I’ll also be looking to make some connections to give us that extra boost of confidence. And I’m not just thinking about this season either. I’m also ramping up our recruiting efforts so that we’ll make UWiki proud for decades to come!

And pride is really what we’re going for here. We might not see the effects of these changes right away. We may have some rough games. But always remember, even if we aren’t winning, it’s important to hold our head up high and finish strong.

Wear this shirt: If you’re an open source of interesting information.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re afraid of change.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m really cool! It’s [possibly] a fact!”

We call this color: close in resemblance to the hue of “the metallic chemical element with the chemical symbol Ag and atomic number 47.” Or silver.

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