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Unstealthiest Ninja II: The Unstealthening

by dooomcat

Standard
Tee
Silver
Limit 15 per customer

Maybe You’re Not Cut Out For This

#21
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

1st place in Derby #230: Winter Redux, with 1232 votes!

Um… hello? Guys? Master sent me out to… guys? GUYS? You’re not still mad at me, are you?

I just feel like my little accident with the fire was the sort of thing that could have happened to anybody. I was just having a bad day. You guys understand that, don’t you? Don’t you? Guys? If you’re saying something I can’t hear you over the howl of the icy wind!

Aw, come on. Can’t we all just forget about it and be friends again? Please?

Guys? Did you go back without me?

Wear this shirt: because you’ve seen how he ends in fire, now see how he ends in ice. It’s very poetic, you see.

Don’t wear this shirt: if it reminds you of the end of Scarface.

This shirt tells the world: “Winter is com- oh, really? You can trademark stuff like that? Even if it’s about the weather?”

We call this color: The Sound Of Cold Silver Blades Unsheathed

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Features

 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 13” x 10.71”
WXL - K4: 9” x 7.41”

Pantone Color(s): White - 2707C - 536C - 534C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

Silver Woot Tee

Specs

Silver Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 21.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Unstealthiest Ninja II: The Unstealthening by dooomcat
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