When they take a pic of themselves it's a stelfie

"Dan, I’ve been talking to the other guys, and. . .I’m sorry, but I just don’t think this is working out."

"What? But my training isn’t complete. I’m not ready yet."

"Look, when we talked to your agent to set up this method acting stuff, we really kinda thought you might, you know . . . pick things up a little faster. Or at least you might take this more seriously."

"I’m absolutely taking this seriously. It is very important that I nail the part of Sister Mary Prendergarth in NUNchucks 2: Wish upon a Throwing Star, and as you know, I insist on immersing myself in the real conditions experienced by the individuals I portray in the cinema."

"Yeah, I’ll be honest, that . . . seems a little hifalutin for a guy playing a nun in a slapstick comedy sequel."

"HOW DARE YOU. MOVIETOWN.COM CALLED THAT FILM 'THE HANGOVER WITH NUNS.'”

"Sorry about that, Dan."

"I’ll be in my trailer."

"You mean the restroom at Taco Bell?"

"...yes."

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