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Unstealthiest Ninja: When Animals Attack

by dooomcat

$19.00 + free shipping
Tee
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 23 - Nov 24
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Remember when we all thought it was funny to watch a skunk sexually assault a cat? 

"Do you solemnly swear or affirm that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?"

"Ehhh. Oui." 

"In English please, Mr. Le Pew."

"Ehhh. Yes." 

"Mr. Lew Pew, where were you the afternoon of June 12th?" 

"I was, eh, enjoying the coffee at a fine cafe." 

"And did you see anything that caught your eye while you sat there?" 

"Sacrebleu! I saw the most beautiful female eskunk." 

"Let the record state that Mr. Le Pew saw a beautiful female skunk. And were you aware at the time that the "skunk" in question was actually a black female cat who had recently passed through a construction area, leaving white paint on her coat?" 

"Non!" 

"English, please." 

"No." 

"What happened next?" 

"Ehh, what do you think 'appened? I chased the beautiful eskunk to romance 'er." 

"And did the female resist your attempts?" 

"Oui, she was a feisty one! She wriggled and fought against mon manly embrace." 

"And yet you continued to solicit her sexually?" 

"But of course! No female can resist!" 

"Yet she did resist." 

"She was playing, ehhh  -- how to say? -- 'ard to get, no? She was dressed as beautiful female eskunk, what did she expect?" 

"The prosecution rests, your honor." 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 13.112s
First Sucker:
goobster013
Last Wooter to Woot:
cnugent1

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Unstealthiest Ninja: When Animals Attack by dooomcat
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