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Unstill Life

by Andy Miller

$19.00 + free shipping
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 01
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Trouble To The Core

Hi, Mrs. Tomato. What? No, no, I’m sure little Apple would never have stolen your son’s bike.

Really, now, isn’t that a little judgmental? Honestly, you people have the strangest ideas about… no, no, I didn’t mean “you people” you people, I just meant vegetables in general… oh, come on now, Mrs. Tomato, that’s just not even true. I mean, everyone knows that you’re not a fruit no matter how many seeds you have. Well, yes, a berry, certainly, but… I mean, you don’t see the Strawberries at the country club, if you follow me here.

Mrs. Tomato, look, we got off track, and I’m sorry. I certainly didn’t mean to upset you, and the fault is all mine. All I meant is that my Apple is a good kid, and so are his buddies. Banana spends the night here all the time, and I know they aren’t into any crazy stuff… well, maybe that orange kid… really, who uses roller skates? That’s a bit too “Veggie Tales” if you follow me… Ha, ha, see? I only said that as a test! But you got offended, right, Mrs. Tomato? And if you were a real member of the fruit family, why would you… hello? Hello? Wow, how rude.

Wear this shirt: to make a point about fast food.

Don’t wear this shirt: as part of a healthy balanced diet. It’s high in carbs.

This shirt tells the world: “The Gingerbread Man never had a skateboard, did he?”

We call this color: White Banana In Hammersmith Palais

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

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  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Unstill Life by Andy Miller
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.