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UpgraDead

by Jimiyo!

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 19 - Nov 20
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 17
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Uh-Oh, Zoombies

It’s a well-established fright-flick convention: The baddies are supposed to be slow and lumbering. Everybody from Frankenstein’s monster to Jason adheres to this rule, pursuing their victims at an un-rapid but inexorable pace, grimly plodding after them as they run, run and stumble, scramble up the stairs, then collapse, exhausted, in some really poorly-chosen hiding place and hope their wheezing and panting doesn’t give them away. THAT’S HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO WORK.

Now all of a sudden here come these zoombies, zipping right up to people on their swift, silent Segway scooters before anybody has a chance hardly to scream. It makes a mockery of our traditions—and, frankly, strips all the dignity away from the experience of being torn apart and devoured by the undead. Corpses these days!

This shirt was designed by: The one, the only (as far as we’re concerned) Jimiyo! In addition to being a shirt.woot fave, the Yo man’s a finalist for DBH’s gigantic All-Time Greatest Shirt prize, or something. Whatever it is, we strongly urge you to go vote for him.

Wear this shirt: as a warning to those who might happen upon your remains, that they might avoid the same fate.

Don’t wear this shirt: into the mouldy grave; you’ll get it all gross.

This shirt tells the world: “I Could Really Go For A Bite Of Dean Kamen’s Imaginative Braaaaaiins”

We call this color: Black From The Grave

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 17.000s
First Sucker:
thejakeyl88
Last Wooter to Woot:
violentoceans

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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UpgraDead by Jimiyo!
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.