In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, spelling checks you!
3rd place in Derby #121: Propaganda for Everyday Life, with 965 votes!
On internet you speek l33t. Wow, typing like a spastic kinkajou makes you elite. What a country!
On internet you write “theres” when you mean “theirs.” In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, EVERYTHING is theirs!
On internet you confuse “it’s” and “its,” when you say “its a bad government,” which is incorrect! In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, they SHOOT YOU for saying it’s a bad government! Ha!
In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, LOL is spelled И громко смеюсь!
On internet, you say “4 u” when you mean “for you.” In Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower, nothing is for you! It all goes to them! Ha!
When I first logged on to internet I got email for catalog of Formerly-Socialist-Eurasian-Superpower women looking to live with men in America. Finally, I can bring my mother over! Ha ha! What a country!
Wear this shirt: In meaningless and ineffective protest of the dumbing down of humanity.
Don’t wear this shirt: Anywhere near a 4chan thread. You might as well just beg for an embarrassing photoshop of your face.
This shirt tells the world: Despite a complete lack of reason to do so, I still have faith in you turning this thing around, internet.
We call this color: ROFL Red
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