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Using Your Melon

by Gabe Pyle

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 22 - Aug 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 20
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Retcon

Hey, come to think of it, maybe they HAVEN’T even told an origin story!

It’s really not so far-fetched when you think about it. Scientists experiment with organic compounds all the time. Maybe it was a test of calories, or an attempt to synthesize melon compounds into some easily marketable vitamin pill. Or maybe someone just left their lunch too close to an experiment already in progress. And then… something happened.

Probably this also was the event that turned the laboratory mop into Skeeter. Remember Skeeter? The one that just vanished? That’s because the formula’s dangerously unstable.

Is it any wonder the beaker’s always scared?

Wear this shirt: to see The Dark Crystal at the local midnight movie.

Don’t wear this shirt: in place of proper certified laboratory safety equipment. Also don’t forget eye protection.

This shirt tells the world: “Hey, it’s not our fault when two artists draw inspiration from the same physical objects.”

We call this color: Baby Blue? That Totally Ruins The Blue Continuity. What A Sellout.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 37.000s
First Sucker:
lete
Last Wooter to Woot:
kabuki14

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Using Your Melon by Gabe Pyle
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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