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Vaejovis Spinigeris

by Greg Taff

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Asphalt

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Trompe L'HOLY $#@%^!

Dude! Don't move! There's a scorpion on your chest - a deadly, venomous, beautiful pink and white scorpion. We're glad it's not on us, but we suppose if you have to get stung by a scorpion, it might as well be a sharp-looking one like that.

This shirt was designed by: Greg Taff is a front-end designer who draws to give his hands something to do. He's been tormented by nightmare visions of scorpions ever since he submerged himself in a bathtub full of them to win a bet, requiring weeks of hospitalization and leaving with with only partial use of his left eye. Guess which part of this bio we just made up!

Wear this shirt: to ward off other scorpions, who won't think twice about attacking you but might hesitate to fight a fellow scorpion.

Don't wear this shirt: around anyone who's near-sighted and has a heart condition.

This shirt tells the world: "Oh God OH GOD Get it off me GET IT OFF ME"

We call this color: Bitten On The Asphalt.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!