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Vaejovis Spinigeris

by Greg Taff

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 30 - Oct 2
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 27 - Sep 29
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Oct 5 - Oct 7
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Trompe L'HOLY $#@%^!

Dude! Don't move! There's a scorpion on your chest - a deadly, venomous, beautiful pink and white scorpion. We're glad it's not on us, but we suppose if you have to get stung by a scorpion, it might as well be a sharp-looking one like that.

This shirt was designed by: Greg Taff is a front-end designer who draws to give his hands something to do. He's been tormented by nightmare visions of scorpions ever since he submerged himself in a bathtub full of them to win a bet, requiring weeks of hospitalization and leaving with with only partial use of his left eye. Guess which part of this bio we just made up!

Wear this shirt: to ward off other scorpions, who won't think twice about attacking you but might hesitate to fight a fellow scorpion.

Don't wear this shirt: around anyone who's near-sighted and has a heart condition.

This shirt tells the world: "Oh God OH GOD Get it off me GET IT OFF ME"

We call this color: Bitten On The Asphalt.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Vaejovis Spinigeris by Greg Taff
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.