When Lovers Meat

by Shirt.Woot

Brand Standard

Style Tee

Color Asphalt

Size

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Love is Murder

#27

...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

What's this?

Of all of this year's free printable Woot Valentines, this is the only one you can wear.

Love will scorch you. Love will burn you. Love will slice you up into bite-size chunks. Love will tear you apart with its incisors and grind you into pulp with its canines. Love will gnaw on your bones.

But on those rare occasions when it’s well-done, love will make your mouth water. Love will warm your belly. Love will fill you up. Love will make you ask for seconds. Savor it before it grows cold.

Wear this shirt: in meatspace.

Don’t wear this shirt: and grab your crotch. Let’s keep this clean, creep.

This shirt tells the world: “Baby, you’re more than just a piece of meat to me.”

We call this color: Asphalt and Pepper.

Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 6.5” x 10.48”
WXL - K4: 4.87” x 7.86”

Pantone Colors: White - 1795C - 1815C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

Asphalt Woot Tee

Specs

Asphalt Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 12.000s

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
92% second woot
8% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

8% joined today
1% one week old
3% one month old
23% one year old
65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
7% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
12%	4%	2%	1%	1%	1%	4%	5%	7%	8%	5%	5%	6%	4%	3%	4%	4%	3%	4%	3%	4%	4%	3%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
89%	2%	3%	2%	1%	2%	1%

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