First place in Derby #26 (Graffiti), with 611 votes!

Look at this poor little guy. He was just out for a walk and some stupid scribbler came out of nowhere with a throwup bomb. There are plenty of well-established graffiti artists around doing real and vital work, but when all you do is squiggle your name and sprint back to mom’s house, man, that’s been done to death! Stop frontin’ like you’re Basquiat when you’re just the “Here I Sit Broken Hearted” guy. And leave that poor turtle alone.

This shirt was designed by: Failoan, who knows the pain of trying to write on a desk in which the Van Halen logo has been deeply carved. Art is about creation and forward motion, not making people wonder what jerk ruined it for everyone.

Wear this shirt: when you’re going to go see how to do it right.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a biter. You ain’t fresh, nuh uh, naw baby.

This shirt tells the world: “Your name is your brand. Don’t make it worthless. And be nice to turtles.”

We call this color: Krylon Navy. RattlerattlerattlePSSSSSH

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