2nd place in Derby #128: Things That Start With the Letter V, with 509 votes!

Look, Paul, I appreciate you taking the time to do the science or whatever behind this, but I really would’ve preferred to remain blissfully ignorant on this. Well, it’s just that I know hot dogs are bad for me; I don’t really care to know how bad they are.

I mean, I don’t even know if some of the things in this Venn Diagram are edible. In fact, one of those might even be poisonous. I’m not really sure. All I know is that whenever they go into that big grinder they all come out delicious.

So you keep fighting the good fight, or whatever the hell it is you’re trying to do. Just do it over there while I find some mustard.

Wear this shirt: As a constant reminder of your New Year’s Resolution to drop 10 pounds by not eating processed, carcinogenic meat by-products.

Don’t wear this shirt: To a ballgame. Let ‘em have their fun.

This shirt tells the world: I know the truth. I just don’t care.

We call this color: Carnivorous Cranberry

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