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Venn Vittles

by artulo

$19.00 + free shipping
Cranberry
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 2 - Nov 4
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 30 - Nov 1
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Nov 7 - Nov 9
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

You know what? Sometimes I don’t want to know.

2nd place in Derby #128: Things That Start With the Letter V, with 509 votes!

Look, Paul, I appreciate you taking the time to do the science or whatever behind this, but I really would’ve preferred to remain blissfully ignorant on this. Well, it’s just that I know hot dogs are bad for me; I don’t really care to know how bad they are.

I mean, I don’t even know if some of the things in this Venn Diagram are edible. In fact, one of those might even be poisonous. I’m not really sure. All I know is that whenever they go into that big grinder they all come out delicious.

So you keep fighting the good fight, or whatever the hell it is you’re trying to do. Just do it over there while I find some mustard.

Wear this shirt: As a constant reminder of your New Year’s Resolution to drop 10 pounds by not eating processed, carcinogenic meat by-products.

Don’t wear this shirt: To a ballgame. Let ‘em have their fun.

This shirt tells the world: I know the truth. I just don’t care.

We call this color: Carnivorous Cranberry

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 4.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Venn Vittles by artulo
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.