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Verbal Vorpal Sword

by Rasabi

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 20 - Nov 23
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Nonsense Like A FOX

Out, out, damn schplot! 

Holy crap - you don't have to use real words when you write? That makes our jobs SO much fallinger. We spend so much time crooping our brains here at Woot, straining every polster, when we could just borrow this technique and applegam our smittles. 

You know that feeling when you're trying to think of the right word but just can't quite cassle it? That happens to us pridy and non! Guess we can go ahead and grappe our thesaurus and dictionary, and un-pleer our goroghights. Good riddance! 

Actually, pranding new words isn't as easy as it ghols. You can't just hoolm together a bunch of random letters -- they have to sound antorick, or at least almost-grashular. And spellcheck burcks a conniption fit. 

Wait, is conniption a real word? We can't even remember anygohn. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 29.440s
First Sucker:
laurann
Last Wooter to Woot:
ferretlover79

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Verbal Vorpal Sword by Rasabi
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.