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Vibluvian Man

by Gabe Pyle

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 24 - Jul 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 23
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Intelligence doesn't sell.

Leo, thanks for coming in buddy.

"What's this about? I was in the middle of a very serious diagram."

Well, I've got good news and bad news: the good news is you don't need to worry too much about that anymore, because - and here's the bad news - you're cancelled. 

"What? This can't be. Everybody loves the Da Vinci Show!"

No, everybody who WATCHES the Da Vinci Show loves it. And that group's just not big enough to justify your primo time slot.

"But all the critics are always talking about how brilliant my theories are."

Unfortunately, you can't fill a pool with talk. You can fill it with money.

"Why wouldn't you fill it with water?"

Okay, Mr. Literal! See, this is the problem with you. You're not thinking big. And by big, I mean big profits, you get me? Intelligence is fine, but it's not going to pay the bills. For that, you need something where there's a bunch of sexy bachelorettes, and they're all competing for a man's affection, but the man is actually a dog in a male model costume. Which, coincidentally, will be the show replacing yours.

"But what am I to do?"

I don't know, look into streaming services?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 2.886s
First Sucker:
garold76
Last Wooter to Woot:
honey26330

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 15% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Vibluvian Man by Gabe Pyle
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