Vincent’s Alternative
by theinfinityloop
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Jackie? Hi, it’s Rachel. Oh, fine, fine, I just thought I’d chat. Little Vincent’s at school and you know how Big Vinnie gets this time of day. He’s off with his buddy Paul at the bar doing God knows what. I guess can’t can’t complain, his paintings are selling so well. Say, Jackie, you’ll get a kick out of this. Just last night, Vinnie and I were talking about how we got together… right, about the eye he gave me after he and Paul… right. Anyway, we started playing “What If” and oh, it was just the funniest thing! I mean, imagine if he had cut off his nose, or shaved his head or… oh, Jackie, his ear? Why, that’s disgusting! I certainly wouldn’t have married a man who cut off his ear. And Paul, why, I’m certain he would have just left the country entirely. Oh, Jackie, let’s not even think about that. I’m sorry I even brought it up now. Brrrr. Who would have wanted to buy a painting from some freak with a cut up ear? I mean, while he was alive. Okay, Jackie, I should go as well. Nice talking to you too, dear. Bye bye.
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