I'm Clonely
Heyyyy pretty lady, why don't you take off that mask and kiss me iconically in Times Square? What, are you upset by my overt objectification of your sexuality? It's a different time, baby! A time when men could be men, which is another way of saying "men could be jerks."
I'm a member of the Greatest Generation, and you're just a dime-a-dozen broad from Jersey City with a blaster and a short skirt. There are a hundred other dames just like you. In fact, there are literally tens of thousands of exact replicas of you -- clones -- that I could verbally harass if I wanted. But I choose you.
So whattaya say, sweetie? Will you kick off those heels, take off that mask, and give it a go with this 1940s post-war male stereotype?
Say, you're pretty tall for a -- *BAM*
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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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