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Vintage Trooper

by omarfeliciano

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

I'm Clonely

3rd Place in Derby #347: Inspired By Vintage Posters, with 227 votes!

Heyyyy pretty lady, why don't you take off that mask and kiss me iconically in Times Square? What, are you upset by my overt objectification of your sexuality? It's a different time, baby! A time when men could be men, which is another way of saying "men could be jerks." 

I'm a member of the Greatest Generation, and you're just a dime-a-dozen broad from Jersey City with a blaster and a short skirt. There are a hundred other dames just like you. In fact, there are literally tens of thousands of exact replicas of you -- clones -- that I could verbally harass if I wanted. But I choose you. 

So whattaya say, sweetie? Will you kick off those heels, take off that mask, and give it a go with this 1940s post-war male stereotype?

Say, you're pretty tall for a -- *BAM* 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 23.220s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Vintage Trooper by omarfeliciano
$19.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.