Look, it’s perfectly simple. I’ll go over it again.
This election, there’s a No on Yes, a Yes on Yes, a Yes on No, and a No on No. Although I respect that some people believe that Yes will do more for them than No, I have to say that No is the opinion that I’m willing to endorse. So if you’re voting Yes, I hope you’ll choose No on Yes instead of Yes on Yes, as Yes on Yes is completely anathema to my way of thinking.
However, No on No is practically as bad as Yes on Yes. I mean, if you’re going to vote No on No, why even be involved with No? Why not just go completely over to Yes and vote Yes on Yes? Because, when you really examine it, really get in there and grind out the issues, Yes on No is the only sane choice in this whole crazy situation.
Look, if there was a Maybe, sure, I’d vote that. But there’s not a Maybe, is there? And those people pretending to be Maybes? You know they’re going to march up and vote Yes on Yes like the sheeple they are. That’s why I’m a staunch Yes on No, and why you should be as well. It’s just that simple.
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