War and Peace

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Realism

3rd Place in Derby #369: Literary Classics as Video Games, with 156 votes!

"'Sup, Mars."

"Hey, Earth. How’s it going? You look pretty crummy."

"Oh, you know. Just hanging in there. Centuries of combat is really wreaking havoc on my mantle. And my crust? Done for."

“Aw, it can’t be all bad. At least you have that flora and fauna. I had bacteria once or twice. That was pretty special."

"Stick with the microorganisms, Mars. Trust me."

“What’s the problem with intelligent life?"

“Oh, nothing. Not when it’s flowers and foxes and fish. But the humans? Hateful beasts, all of ‘em. You should see what they do to each other."

"Sorry, dude. Anything you can do about it?"

"Not really. My guess is they’ll just continue to abuse me until I’m no good to them any longer."

“What then?"

“Errr ... yeah, forgot to mention … you might be getting some visitors."

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