Warm and Cozy

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Royal Blue

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Mom, these non-denominational winter holiday mascots suck.

2nd place in Derby #172 Home for the Holidays, with 1310 votes!

I’m all for admitting this day’s nothing but an orgy of raw commercialism at this point, really I am. And I’m definitely pro-secular winter holidays. But “Kevin, the Winter Solstice Turtle who brings you savory exotic meats?” Really?

Why not an amoeba who damages your brain to instill holiday cheer?

I’m just saying if we’re going to randomly create spokes-creatures for the holidays, we should go all out. We could also try making them look like actual animals.

Wear this shirt: Under some layers. It’s getting chilly!

Don’t wear this shirt: Where people can see it.

This shirt tells the world: “Those sullen eyes remind me of Uncle Pete’s first Christmas after the divorce when we found him passed out under the tree.”

We call this color: Royal Blue Christmas

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!