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Wash Me! :)

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jan 5 - Jan 7
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jan 2 - Jan 5
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Jan 10 - Jan 12
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Place: The First Frontier

1st place in Derby #143: Earth Day, with 923 votes!

They say we only get one world, but that’s not really true. It’s just that they keep cutting NASA’s funding. With the right budget, we could have six or seven planets to mess up. Wouldn’t that be easier? Somebody irritates you, bang, zoom, right out the door to a nice green field and the Cylons.

What? You don’t want to go into outer space? Too much work? Too hard to figure out? Too expensive? Well, then. Guess you’re stuck here with the rest of us. Guess we really do have one world after all. Tell you what, we’ll meet you halfway. You clean up your room, and then we’ll look the other way while you back your SUV over Barbara Streisand. Okay? Okay.

Wear this shirt: only after you’ve made it clear that you aren’t supporting Pour Blue Paint On The Canadian Tundra Day.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a wet t-shirt contest. Yeah, it seems like it would work thematically, but you’ll never get the crowd reaction you’ll need to make it to the final round. We lost out on $500 because of that. It’s just not fair.

This shirt tells the world: Seriously! It’s not fair! We worked hard on our dance moves and the prize went to some hussy in a Haynes? She didn’t even dance! She just stood there! The whole system is broken if you ask me. It just makes a mockery of what wet t-shirt contests used to stand for. They used to MEAN something, you know? Now we can’t even bear to be involved.

We call this color: Royal Big Blue Marble

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 43.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 60% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Wash Me! :) by patrickspens
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.