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Watch It Grow

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 25 - Feb 27
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Let The Cookie Elves Have A Skyscraper Of Their Own

First Place in Derby #25 (Citizenship), with 772 votes!

The easy joke would be to talk about how we waste our money on little selfish things for ourselves, but that’s sort of hard to do when we’re a site full of cameras and gaming speakers. And that really makes you think a little. It’s never wrong to have some fun or earn something extra. What’s wrong is to forget that other people are out there too. Maybe once in a while we all need to remember that we’re not owners, but caretakers, and that no matter our faith or creed or gaming system of choice, we ourselves aren’t the reason this universe exists… but maybe the next generation is.

This shirt was designed by: Tgentry, who has moved his shirt design away from the gelatinous and urban to something more fruit-bearing. Those runners he ate must have given him gas.

Wear this shirt: when all you want is to sit in the shade and look at the clouds while the breeze blows through your hair.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re around some stupid developer who sees dollar signs in every vacant lot. You’ll suddenly have eminent domain all over your chest and then in two weeks you’ll be shirtless and he’ll have sixteen brand new condos drawn in with a Sharpie.

This shirt tells the world: “Please don’t sell my future just to improve your present.”

We call this color: The Grass On The Other Side.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 24.000s
First Sucker:
vicee
Last Wooter to Woot:
jrbriggs79

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Watch It Grow by tgentry
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.