First Place in Derby #25 (Citizenship), with 772 votes!

The easy joke would be to talk about how we waste our money on little selfish things for ourselves, but that’s sort of hard to do when we’re a site full of cameras and gaming speakers. And that really makes you think a little. It’s never wrong to have some fun or earn something extra. What’s wrong is to forget that other people are out there too. Maybe once in a while we all need to remember that we’re not owners, but caretakers, and that no matter our faith or creed or gaming system of choice, we ourselves aren’t the reason this universe exists… but maybe the next generation is.

This shirt was designed by: Tgentry, who has moved his shirt design away from the gelatinous and urban to something more fruit-bearing. Those runners he ate must have given him gas.

Wear this shirt: when all you want is to sit in the shade and look at the clouds while the breeze blows through your hair.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re around some stupid developer who sees dollar signs in every vacant lot. You’ll suddenly have eminent domain all over your chest and then in two weeks you’ll be shirtless and he’ll have sixteen brand new condos drawn in with a Sharpie.

This shirt tells the world: “Please don’t sell my future just to improve your present.”

We call this color: The Grass On The Other Side.

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