Well, who would YOU trust to tell you the time?

This weird geek obsession with British entertainment boggles my mind, I tell you. Everyone talks like they’re out of a Grey Poupon ad and all the pop culture references are only tangentially related to what’s going on in the US. Makes no sense to me, all this BBC nonsense.

Like this watch. What is this? So the guy’s got a bow tie? Is that supposed to be funny? And he’s holding a…a thing? And the fez, is that like a British tradition or something? The whole thing just makes me feel like I’m missing the joke.

Honestly, I don’t know what you see in Fawlty Towers at all.

Wear this shirt: While railing in the city council meeting about why more tax money is needed to fund your brilliant police box idea.

Don’t wear this shirt: Around any exterminators.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s much bigger on the inside! Ha ha! Wait. That makes me sound fat. Nevermind.”

We call this color: Extremely overslated.

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