2nd place in Derby #94: Air, with 986 votes!

“sshh-click Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I’ve gone ahead and turned the Fasten Seat Belts light on, and if you’re in the aisle I’d ask that you return to your seat at this time.

“Nothing to be too worried about, but we are flying into an area that’s known to be patrolled by sky-pirates in magic flying ships.

“Honestly, I don’t expect we’ll be boarded. We haven’t had too much trouble the past couple months. But we may have to change altitudes pretty suddenly to give ‘em the slip, so if you would, please make your way back to your seats and buckle up, just to be safe.

“Also, if you’re carrying any jewelry or valuables, including cash, electronics, or liquor, now would be a good time to stow those items out of sight. I appreciate your cooperation, and I want to thank you again for flying with us. On behalf of the entire crew, we know you have a choice when it comes to air travel, and we’re OH MY GOD, THERE THEY A-sh-click”

Wear this shirt: tied around your head, under a tricorne. Dashing!

Don’t wear this shirt: through airport security.

This shirt tells the world: “Thank you for flying Corsair.”

We call this color: Arrrsphalt

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