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Ugly Holiday Sweater: 2007

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 26 - Jun 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 25
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Merry Xmas, Ya Knitwit

Here, Otis—open the one from your Aunt Norma next. It’s so sweet of her to think of you every year.

Oh, that’s lovely! You know, she made that herself. Look at the reindeer! Goodness, it must have taken her forever. No, Otis, don’t take it off. Leave it on for the family picture. Don’t “c’mon Mom” me; leave it on. You’re wearing it in the picture. YOU’RE WEARING IT IN THE PICTURE. No, I don’t care if it’s scratchy, you leave that sweater on for the family picture.

Your friends will not tease you; it’s a beautiful sweater. OTIS, YOUR AUNT NORMA MAY NOT LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER CHRISTMAS, AND SHE WORKED A LONG TIME ON THAT SWEATER, AND YOU’RE GOING TO WEAR IT IF IT GIVES YOU HIVES, BECAUSE IT’S CHRISTMAS, AND THAT’S FINAL.

This shirt was designed by: one of the Woot elves, who labor all year long in our workshop to create wonderful things for you—never once complaining, never once calling in sick, and never once letting themselves be distracted by curiosity about what people are actually wearing these days.

Wear this shirt: if you're spending the holidays somewhere too warm to wear a sweater - like Florida, Arizona, or your Grandma's overcrowded, overheated family room. Where's the thermostat?

Don’t wear this shirt: after 1988, if you can help it.

This shirt tells the world: “My mother dresses me funny.”

We call this color: Go On And Encase Your Little Round Belly In Cotton That’s Colored A Light Green Of Kelly

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Ugly Holiday Sweater: 2007 by Shirt.Woot
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.